The Outer Limits...of tee design

There is nothing wrong with your monitor.  Do not attempt to adjust the picture.  We are controlling transmission.  For the next few minutes, sit quietly and we will control all that you see.  You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to...the Trouble/Tease shop!

Meet Troy Hicks: a man who has been compelled to draw strange figures holding flowers, petting small bucktooth dogs and chasing after UFOs- Troy is afflicted with a self induced case of "the weird."  He and his partner (who may be an alien) print these figures onto soft t-shirts under the guise of "Trouble/Tease" to make them more palatable for human consumption, and thus, easier to inflict their weirdness onto others.  Be on the look out for these tees- people who wear them have been known to gaze hopefully into the sky, they may experience increased levels of smiling and they often carry flowers in their hands.  These "weird" people may be anyone you know...your brother, your father, your best friend...do stay away from them as they have been infected by Trouble/Tease, and YOU could be next!